REPORT: Comcast, NFL to take more of my money this year

This should be good news- The NFL and Comcast have finally reached an end to their bitter legal negotiations.  While exact terms of the deal haven’t been released, this probably means that Comcast subscribers will be able to enjoy on demand programming as well as the mythical, wonderful Red Zone Channel.

As I said, this should be good news.  Now, this fall, there is a chance that I’ll be able to watch any game I want in the comfort of my own home.  I’ll be able to turn on the Red Zone Channel and slump down on my couch, letting touchdown play after touchdown play wash over me.  Sweet, sweet football action.  Mmmmm…

On the other hand, this is the NFL and Comcast we’re talking about.  Only in a bizarro world will this contract now be chock full of money-grabbery and other such fuckery and in a bizarro world I would be a Ravens fan- that is not a world I want to live in.  Paying out the ass is a time honored tradition of NFL and Comcast consumers, stopping that now would just feel wrong anyway.

So rejoice football fans, this is a great day.  I’ll just be over here pureeing these twenty dollar bills so as to more easily pour them down this NFL logo shaped drain.

[via WWL]