George Brett is one of the greatest living baseball players. He’s got the most hits of any Third Baseman ever (3,154) and is one of only four guys to put together 3,000 hits, 300 home runs and a .300 batting average- the others are Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and Stan Musial (maybe you’ve heard of them?). He’s one of the greats. While he’s not playing baseball anymore, the man who once said “If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out” hasn’t lost his way with words. In this case, bad, naughty words:
Let that be a lesson to any other reporters who try to talk reasonably bad about the Kansas City Royals.
A good clip on it’s own, but the real delight is an opportunity to dust off one of the all time greats. Sit back relax, and let George Brett regale you with a few stories of shitting his pants:
[via Deadspin]












